Coffee - Have choked down a cup & a half of the evil tasting mud in almost 63 years on this earth.
Tea - Worse, a total waste of hot water. Instead of disguising the taste of this totally non-nutritional beverage with milk and sugar, why not make hot chocolate in the first place?
Beer - A total waste of good grain.
Wine - A total waste of good grapes.
Cold Drinks - If they don't have ice crystals forming in them at the freezing point, they're not cold. Only way to drink milk, sodas & most fruit drinks..